Susan Boyle Is Winning!

I'll bet this is annoying Whitney and Yoko! LOL

Although "Britain's Got Talent" contestant Susan Boyle's album isn't due to drop until November, it appears the singer is already climbing to the top of the charts.

Set for release on November 24, Boyle's debut album, I Dreamed a Dream, has already jumped to the top of the Amazon charts, thanks to an overwhelming number of preorders. The album's release date was announced just a few days ago and it seems fans just can't wait.

The frenzy even has Boyle beating out Whitney Houston and the Beatles for the top spot.

Heather Locklear Gets DUI

What would a weekend be without someone out on a good binge of pills and booze?

*drum roll* Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.

Heather Locklear was arrested last night in Santa Barbara, California for suspicion of driving under the influence of prescription medication.

Earlier in the day she was reportedly seen "driving erratically" and she was found parked on a state highway blocking a lane of traffic. LOL

Here's the Heather Locklear mugshot:



Heather Locklear, while not really being known for doing anything herself other than modeling makeup and taking roles in terrible movies, was married to Tommy Lee of Motley Crue and as of the last decade or so been breeding with Richie Sambora from the band Bon Jovi. Sambora and Locklear divorced last year.

Clay Aiken & Lindsay Lohan Are Gay

If there was ever a winner, it would be someone who makes a choice to be themself no matter the cost. However, these two take the cake...Clay Aiken has hid the fact he was gay (albeit not very well) and Lindsay Lohan has been known to be a party girl and man-chaser.

Instead of debating Lindsay's new choice to prefer women over men and wasting our breath showing countless examples of why Clay has been gay the whole time we've been blessed with his presense, we will just take their word for it, and congratulate them on their choice to reveal their sexual orientation to the world, as if we care... wait we do.



Clay Aiken has a few albums out that have titles that clearly have mixed meanings,... such as: "Measure of a Man," and "A Thousand Different Ways." Lindsay Lohan on the other hand, I'm still not sure what she has ever done, but we love her anyways.

The Internets is a perfect place for celebrities like these two and we are happy for them, exiting the closet is the first step to being yourself, and that always makes you a winner.