Everyone On The Internet Is A Winner

Despite the internet being the largest playground for nerds, weirdos, freaks, and losers - one thing is certain about everyone on the internet, we are all winners.

Give yourself a pat on the back if you have ever won an argument online. Congratulate yourself for reading this and being a part of internet history. You deserve a trophy for wasting so much time online.



You deserve a pat on the back from someone you've never met, and don't care to. And here it is, from me to you, I think you are swell for dedicating so much time to browsing the Internets. A lot of time goes into creating web pages that have no purpose, and without you there'd be no reason to do it all.

When you sit back and think the internet is full of lies and everyone on the interwebs is a complete loser, take a deep breath and tell yourself you are wrong, because on the internets everything is true and everyone is a winner.